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    Something that I threw up

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    DAS IST EINE FANMADE ÜBERSETZUNG
    „Kann man jetzt nicht mal mehr stallion Romane mehr in Ruhe lesen?“ Shen Yuan wachte in dem Köper des Dreckskerl Bösewicht auf, Shen Qingqiu. Dieser hatte den jungen Protagonisten fast zu Tode gequält, jedoch rächte sich der Protagonist, Luo Binghe, indem er diesen aufschlitzte, demütigte und verstümmelte. ‚Verfickte Scheiße’ hallte ununterbrochen durch seinen Kopf: „Es war nicht so als würde er etwas dagegen haben, alles zu tun um sich bei diesem einzuschleimen. Jedoch wer dachte es war eine gute Idee ihn so erbarmungslos zu machen? Der Typ rächt sich Tausendfach!“ Warum waren auf einmal alle Aufgaben der weiblichen Hauptrollen auf ihn zurückgefallen? Warum muss sich er als Arschloch der Geschichte immer und immer wieder den Protagonisten beschützen? „Ich glaube ich kann ihn noch einmal retten“

    [Dieses Werk gehört nicht mir, sondern Mo Xiang Tong Xiu! Es ist eine Fan-made Übersetzung des Buches „Scumbag Villlian’s Self-Saving System“ [kurz:svsss] Wenn es eine deutsche Übersetzung gibt wird das hier gelöscht! Die Englischen Bücher sind höchstens zu empfehlen, da sie näher am Original sind und von Profis übersetzt wurden.]

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    After their trip to the beach house, Atsushi invites Chuuya to a summer festival. What he doesn't anticipate is how good the mafioso will look in a yukata.

    Rated E because Atsushi is an unholy little f[oops] and Chuuya genuinely enjoys that about him.

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    You wake up.
    You look around, seeing nothing but pitch darkness.
    It reminds you of one of those eerie moments in horror films. Where the protagonist is walking alone then suddenly they get attacked by the spaghetti monster.
    The last thing you remember was browsing the reddit app, looking at r/2hujerk while laughing at a funny meme. Then the next thing you knew, a horse trampled you over. Then it had the audacity to ask you if you were okay. It's not your fault you were wearing air pods!!!
    Anyways...

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    Minutes after Izuku had fallen to his death, after he had finally met his peace with the darkness, something happened.

    There was a bright flash of light that only lasted a second behind his eyes, and Izuku awoke with a sharp gasp.

    Yet, something was different. One of his emerald eyes Izuku was so familiar been turned into a soft gold.

    Or!

    The basic 'Izuku gets an immortality quirk' and such but my take on it! Aizawa ends up finding this little child and says 'mine' while also trying to figure out what the fuck is going on. I don't really know whats going on honestly-

    oh and please- for the love of god read the tags before you read this though, it can be very triggering.

    Sporadic updates because the author literally wrote this on a whim and doesn't know what to do with it.

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    29/?
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    Pregnancy had its ups and downs, but Gabriel made it worth it.

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    Ok, básicamente tiré los siete libros por la ventana con esto...
    Harry Potter salvó la piedra filosofal de Vomdemort, pero este logró escapar con el cuerpo de Quirrel.
    ¿Por qué crees que esto se llama "doppelganger"?

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    Just a bunch of Stranger Things One-shots.

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    6/?
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    Joel finds an abandoned fledgling and brings him home to Joonas.

    The sassy fledgling has questions.

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    3/?
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    Tommy didn't know when he became numb to hearing them

    Hearing as his boyfriend Tubbo fucks someone who isn't him. Hearing as Tubbo calls out Ranboo's name like a cheap slut. Hearing as they both let out moan after moan after moan

    Tommy is just so tired of putting up a front that he still loves Tubbo when in reality he doesn't anymore. Not when Tubbo is fucking someone behind his back

    And so there Tommy sat infront of the door to his and Tubbo's apartment just waiting till they're done so he can safely enter

    Or:
    Tubbo cheats on Tommy with Ranboo so Tommy and Purpled (Ranboo's boyfriend) gets revenge

    Or or:
    Author reads too much angst

    Antis DNI I didn't put any character tags and only put relationship tags

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    1/?
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    When Park Sunghoon agreed to be part of Kim Sunoo’s plan to make his crush to notice him, he didn’t expect to be the one driving a pink car to some all-boys fraternity’s car-wash during a day of hot summer.
    Sunghoon also didn’t expect to get the nicest person of whole campus that is Lee Heeseung, the greatest captain of the Rugby Team, to notice him and talk to him. All of that without wearing a shirt.

    A short story about capitalism, charity, car-washes.
    And, of course, shirtless men.

    (AKA the goth x jock trope I needed to write except: 1) Sunghoon just likes to wear black and leather clothes in the summer and 2) Heeseung may be too smart to pass the ‘jock exam’).

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    ( I really don't know how to summarize without spoiling :))

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    11/?
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    After a hard battle in the Last Corridor, Sans just wants to give up. He knows he won’t make it.

    Unfortunately for him, the Watchers have other ideas.

    Or,

    Please help all I can think of is this crossover idea

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    That's it. That's the story.

    (Pure crack that's not meant to offend, please don't take seriously.)

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    Things suddenly become far more complicated when the boss takes a liking to his son's new au pair...

    Y'all know I suck at summaries

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    After an accident Yu Zhen is not okay, luckily Shi Lei's mom is amazing.

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    With Hyrule in danger, it falls upon the chosen hero to save the world from the ruinous plans of the evil king, Ganondorf. The same story as always, of course.

    Except this time, she's brought some serious backup on her journey. Nobody expected her to somehow befriend a small army of powerful monsters, especially not Ganon himself.

    (Or, A long time ago, I read a parody fanfiction of Ocarina of Time where Link was joined by the various bosses that were defeated on the path to saving the world, and when going on a nostalgia trip, I decided to give it a try myself, nearly fifteen or so years later.)

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    15/?
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    Everyone always focuses on the exsentricties of Class 1-A, but it's important to remember that there are hundreds of other students at UA who are equally, if not more of little shits.

    I'm bad at summaries, but here are some cute and hilarious side stories I could see happening at UA.

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    Chapters:
    31/50
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    17
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    She hates being in debt, but she had no choice. For her and her siblings' sake, she had to ask the ninth harbinger for his help. Hopefully, he agreed to help her. In return, she had to pay, with her life or with mora. She did not want to live in a cage once again, so she were on your journey to collect the price of ten billion mora. After years of performing different services for other people, she only missed five million mora. It was then when she got the weirdest mission ever from the fifth harbinger, Pulcinella.

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    "Are you lost, little one?" said a deep voice behind him.

    Slowly he looked up and saw the most beautiful men he had ever seen.

    He nodded shyly, bunny ears moving and blushed.

    "Oh, would you look at that! He's so  adorable! I just want to eat him!"

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    9/?
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