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Ok so basically jacob woke up that morning and wow it was June 18th 2020 wait no it wasn’t it was before that you dumb bitch it was like a week before that ok it was …. Wait it was youre stupid
Ok he work up the morning of the June 18gth and then he go to road to kingsom
They are gonna perform the stupid chess song they watch the other two perfomrances and then it is their tutn to go on the stage!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jaocb is getting dressed to go on the stage and he see out of the corner of his eye his gay lover kevins hot sexy 1 pack abs omg (blushing emoji) and kevin sees him and hes like “hi welcome to chilis” which makes jaovb blush even more !!!!!!!!!! “omg kevin that was really hot” saus jaob and kevin says “ country boy I love you” hehe that is so remontic Jacob thinks . he is so happy to have his hot sexy loverhee hee “yas queen” kevin says for absolutely no reason whatsoever
Ok so now they are dressed in the clothings and they are going on the stage! Wqow!!!!!1 they start doing the thing the dudes are playing the chess and I don’t even know what the fuck kevin is doing on that stage? Hes just 
Anyways THEY PUSH HIM TOO HARD!!!! ON THE CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND HE FUCKING FALLS!!!!!!! Everyone gasps!!!!!!!! He is blooding!!!!!1 jacob runs over “kavin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1” he cries… kevin says nothing……. Jacob is Crying……. But then kevin says “im a bad bitch you cant kill me” Jacob is happy bc he is alive but turns out those were his last words!!!!!!!!!! The stage stops early, lee da hee comes out ans says “damn that sucks” and takes kevins body away and jabob is CRYING!!!!!1 jang sung kyu sees him crying and says “wow are you crying? Did you guys use that to manipylate viewers to want to vote for you? Ugh such dirty tactics yall are disqualified”
So onf performs new world and its fantastic and pentagon performs Basquiat and it was even more fantastic and they go on to win the show and Jacob joins pentagon and now is with his new gay lover wooseok bc I like wooseok and I like Jacob so theyre gay now. And pentagon wins kingdom too and so does onf and so does seventeen and so does astro u know what everyone except for ateez wins road to kingdom