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Washington: wooooah, where are we?
Adams: idk, but hey? I mean we’re back together for the first time in over 200 years!
Jefferson: Well, yeah! That’s cool
Madison: Yeah, I mean it’s cool to be reunited, but it’s odd that we’re all here? Like, are we in the afterlife?
Abraham: already been there and I fucking hated it.
??: your in the in-between.
Washington: the in-between? Like the living and dead?
Jefferson: how come we’re in the inbetween? And who are you?
??: My name is heli and I'm the goddess of the afterlife. I have a quest for my strong young presidents
*the goddess appears in a beautiful ghost like form. Her hair is golden, eyes green and blue, Her lips red like a cherry and clothing in a silky robe and a pin representing the line between life and death*
Washington: ah a goddess? It’s nice to meet you! And what task would you need us all for?
Heli: I'm taking you to the 21st century where you all with navigate the new world and bring peace back to the universe.
Heli: You'll find out soon my dears. *she telaported them to the future*
*once they arrive the future, Washington notices right away how much has changed*
Washington: My goodness, look at all those buildings
Adams: they’re so tall, it’s quite astonishing
Jefferson: it’s quite amazing but also somewhat weird because it’s so different from what I remember
Heli: Now find a set of clothing in the new world and then I'll tell you what to do
Abraham: New clothing? okay...
* The presidents head into a store called ROSS*
* All the presidents look around and find clothing stores and malls, the presidents pick the clothes they think fit well with them*
Washington: These clothes are quite nice
Adams: they are well made, and it’s nice to have something that isn’t a gown, I’m glad we have pants now
Jackson: we've always had pants, you dumbass
Abraham: Now boys, stop!
Jackson: Make me.
*Abraham makes a menacing glare that scares Andrew Jackson*
Washington: Anyways....what's next Heli?
*the presidents arrive at the White House and are surprised by how modern it looks*
Washington: this is quite impressive, to think how far we’ve come.
Adams: this is quite different from the White House I once knew.
Andrew Jackson: didn't yours get burned?
Adams: well yes but that was during The War of 1812
Andrew Jackson: oh, right, haha
*as the presidents explore the White House they notice something odd, there's no one here*
*Just then, a womans voice startled them it was Mary Lincoln, Rachel Jackson, Martha Washington, Abigail Adams and the rest of the first ladies were there. All the presidents and the First Ladies are surprised to see each other again, they look at each other in disbelief and awe as they haven't seen each other in hundreds of years*
Mary Lincoln: Lincoln?
*Abraham sees Mary and smiles*
Abraham Lincoln: Mary?
*she runs into his arms and cries* Mary: Oh Lincoln, I missed you so much, my baby. My husband. The children missed you so much
*Abraham hugs her back tightly*
Abraham: Mary I missed you so much, I missed you and our children so much.
*the other presidents see and begin to approach their wives*
*Andrew Jackson sees his wife Rachel Jackson, he can not help but walk to her, he sees her beauty hasn't changed a bit he is speechless*
Rachel: my love, is something wrong?
Jackson: no my darling, you're more beautiful than when we first met, I never thought I would see you again and now I'm reunited with you, I am the happiest man alive.
Martha: Washington!
Washington: my dear wife! Martha I missed you so much, after all these years, I am in pure bliss to finally be reunited with you again
Abigail: Adam!
Adams: my dear Abigail, it's been so long since I've seen you, I am overfilled with pure joy to have you in my arms again.
Martha Jefferson: Jefferson!
Jefferson: oh dear Martha, you look as gorgeous as the day we met each other. *Jefferson kisses his wife* there has never been a day I haven't missed you and my only regret is that it has taken this long to reunite with you
Heli: Now then, my loves, your text task is to fix the world we all live in I will inform you everyday about the struggles and how to blend in like a normal human
Washington: alright, so you want us to blend in with the normal people and fix world problems, got it, I don't think this will be that hard for us, after all, some of us were in the military and some of us were politicians, so it should be a piece of cake for us.
Andrew: what about our children?
Heli: your children will come soon just wait and be patient. Now there are some rules. 1. You can't reproduce after death, 2. You must find a job that best represents you. 3. Be safe and make sure not to tell anyone about this. Goodbye sweethearts
Washington: we understand, we shall not reproduce, we shall each find a job that is appropriate for us and we shall be safe, we shall tell no one about this and we shall try to bring peace.
Adams: I think this is a mission that can do, we've fixed problems in the past and I'm sure we can fix whatever is needed in this time period.
Abraham: Well what are we waiting for? let's get going everyone.