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Swansee was walking in the hall when he saw it
Daisuke walking a bag of…. GOLDFISH??????!!!!!!1!./???

“Daisugay what the fuck”
“Walking the fish :)” said hawaii dweller
“No 👺”

then the goldfish got angrey and possesed gay guy
“FATHER I THINK IM BEING POSSESED BY THE SNACK THAT SMILES BACK”
“What” yellow man
“Hahahahahaha i am evil now 😈” said evil daisuek
“E E E E EVIL D D D D D DD D DAISUKE B B B B BBB B B BLAST??@??!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?” said jaundice man
But it was too late

Because

Bob ross came in with an electric chair 😧
then yellow orb guy died to the electric chair the end

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Alnya was in the medbay from amognuts when daisuke walked in with……. An octopus?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???😧

“Hi anya look at my oggopus plz” said glass closet
“Why fish creature on leash” said pill administrator
“Uh-”
“Free my boy he aint do nun” -tylenol
“No 👿”

“Too bad surprise cameo” womenliker

And then temmie from undertale came in and freed the octopus only to eat it seconds later
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” -the raging homosexuals
“Temmie” said temmie

…

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nuclear air strike

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costco(un-baconed) was bing chilling in the kitchen when daisugay walked in with a trout on a leash 😧😧😧
(seriously though where my boy gettin these fishes)

“Dice game what trout be doin???????” said s.u.s man
(shriveled up salami :3)
“Walking the fish” said dice game
“Where did you even get th- HOLY FUCK IS THAT JOHN QUINCY ADAMS” he said, spotting john quincy adams.
“No” said john quincy adams(or was he?)
“Oh :(“ said curvy
“Thats good though i hate john quincy adams”
“👺” said john quincy adams

He then gave daisugay lead poisoning through his mcdonalds cheeseburger with no onions and no mustard with a medium sprite and large fry. The end.

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They was in the main area chillin with the huz
“Yo daisuke” said any
“Whar”
“Why do you walk fish even” audacity lady
“Because the will will implode everything and consume the universe itself unless given daily walkies :3” said gay
“Ohhhhhhhhhh” they all said in unison
then daisuke ated a doito
“WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EATING A DORITO AT 9 AM” ducksea
“Because its yum”
“No” curvy
“Why :(“ gay
“The bacteria”
“from the dorito???????” hibiscus emoji
“No you dense fuck from the time of day” said swanlake

“Ohhh :)”
then they all hit the doobie the end

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Everyones was breathing in a normal manner at the eating desk(dinner table)
That is until
Rice cake remembered 😧
“Guys hold up i forgot to walk the fish today”
“What” said j*ggleballer
“Oof better hurry” said pill lady
“What are you guys talking about” j*jo siwa

“Come on man hurry it cant wait forever” said yellow alcoholic simpson
“WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON” j*ckson
“Want me to get the leash or do you got it” said curvature
“I got it :)” dice game

“WHAT FISH IM SCARED” j*lene jaquavious johnson
“Suffer” said blue lady, as she called up mr. beast

“Hi guys its me mr beast” said mr beast
“Hi mr beast 😁” said daisook as he got something from the fridge and left
“WH” j*nkler
“Im here to steal your kidneys because youre a diddy warrior”
“I DIDN”
“womp womp” said costco hotdog(sus)

“...”
“Did you just say womp wom-”
But it was too late because his kidneys were already gone 🙂
The end

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daiskay was goin to walk his fish after j*int custody harrasment when all of a sudden

He saw the fish 🙁

It was LOOSE!!!!!! 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯

Big ass lionfish just squirming through the halls ☹️
“OH NO!!!!!!!” said daisuk e
“Hahahahhahaa freedom” said veronica the fish
“Not for long 😈” said transparent clothing room

then he ran down the hall and back into the kitchen to get the ULTIMATE WEAPON!!!!!11 (instant RAMEN💜)
then he saw MR BEAS🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯

“Hi guys its me mr beast” said mr beast
“Hi mr beast 😁” he spoke, as he got the
INSTANT N O O D L E S
from the fridge and returned to so called “veronica” the fish
“Take this veronica” said homosexual, as he microwave noodle
“no 👺 creper” said veronica
“aww man :(“
“Oh wait i gotted the pran of kingles” he say
“Wait wait bro please actually don’t-”
BUT IT WAS FUTILE
then veronica imploded and returned to normal size
“:)” said daisugay

The ship was saved the end

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They was all in the hallway when BEYONCE THE TILAPIA!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shi” said anya
“Dw guys i got this 😎” said buys kay
But he didnt because beyonce was blocking the dorr to his room 😥
“Wait what” swansea
“SHITFUCKBALLSPISS” said daiske

“Its ok i have an antivirus on me” he said
He took out a can of pringle
….and threw it on BEYONCE!!!!!!!!!!!

And it didnt work 😮

“Try throwing wendys” said curvy fried
“Ok asterisk throws wendys asterisk”

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nothing

“What??????? How can this be 😠😠😠😠😠😠” flowerboy
“Isnt it pran of kingles” said alma
“OH WAIT SHIT IT IS ISNT IT”
“Does anyone have one” swaslea
“Its in my room” said saidkue

But his room was BEYONCE!!!!!!!!!!!
“What do we do 🫢” waffle fries
“Get on your knees and fucking pray 😭 🙏🙏” hibiscus
“nahhhhhhh we cooked 💀” angya

then everything imploded the end

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or was it?
🍮

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They woke up in the fish world ❗❗❗
“Whar the fuck” they all said in unison

“Hola soy dora” said fish dora
“WHAT IN THE SWEET AND SOUR FUCK DOES THAT MEAN” said duck alcoholic man
“Como se dice shut the fuck up” said homosapien flower guy
“:(“ said dora
But she was secretley doobie dora
And gave them ,CRACK.

“Wow thanks for the doobie dora” said anga
“Yoy” said doobie dora
then she imploded

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“....”
“Well that was fuckin weird” my name is steve and im an alcoholic
“She have me doobie though” alnya
“ok” tequila guy

“we prolly need pran of kingles to get out of the fish realm or smth”
“ok” tequila guy

so they walked around for a bit until they saw the PRAN OF KINGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! On a file of pish
“no way its the pran of kingles” said curvy unfried
“no way” they all said in unison

but who was blocking it
none other than fish godzilla himself 😮

“grrrrr” said fish godzilla
“😥” said daisue
"up or down motherfucker" godzilhowfishismadela
"NO!" dkue

“its ok guys i brought the little boy bomb from hiroshima” alminac
“:D thanks anya” they all said as she imploded godzilla with the aid of the power of friendship

Then godzilla died so they got the pran of kingles the end

FOR NOW 😱😱😱😱😱

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So they gotted the pran o kingles and then they went into a restaurant(fish related) to get beyonce’s coords(i love all fish)

“INTO THE CULVERS MY CHILDREN” alcohol yellow guy
“ok” they said

Then they all went to culvers
“Hello im carrot” said carrot
“Hi can i get a big mack” said big back
“NO 👺” carrot
“aww :(“
“May i please have a big mack” said ulminopquerstivewixes(lmnopqrstuvwxyz) (angya)
“okay :)” said carrot
“WHAT 😡” swanslee

“hahahahaha >:)” said carrpt and anyga
“I will fucking implode your mother’s mailbox” swan lake
“Ok ok cheesebyrefer” gave cheseburger
“yay :)”

Then they asked for beyonce’s minecraft coordinates
69 -420
“alr guys
Lets go spring that trap” it was in that moment that i realized that the real five nights at freddys was the friends we made along the way

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So there they were at 69 -420
“NO WAY BEYONCE” said daisooke
“Whar-” THEN THE BURGER KING OF BLACK MOLD POISONING ATE BEYONCE AND SHE GOT BLACK MOLD POISONING RAWWRRRR!!!!!!
“BEYONCE NO” daiske
“Beyonce yes..” said beyonce the tilapia
“Theres no saving her. Cure the pringle, then we can go home.” said swasnea
“but i dont wanna leave her…………,,” said gay person
“its too late for me. Go. go and consume the pran of kingles” said beyonce
“...ok :(“ glass closet
Then beyonce got pranned by the kingles and the observable universe as we know it was saved the end

“beyonkce…. Ill remeber you…….,,,”
The end