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2025-01-18
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John Quincy Adams smokes pot, gets pregnant, dies.

Summary:

Hello everybody my fingers are fine I feel great.
-John Quincy Adams

He then gets both his hands amputated

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Work Text:

Alexander Hamilton: Happy erection day xxx

JQA: I said I’m *getting* high as soon as I get off work, I’m actually going to buy sprite because I drank all the orange juice. This edible ain't shit 14 hour minimum work day for the small children that pick my hemp.

Alexander Hamilton: I'm getting you pregnant

Marijuana: Too late I already bached him <3 he's carrying my child also I am male so this is mpreg

Alexander Hamilton: coming over now

Alexander Hamilton arrives and as we all know mpreg abortion involves the amputation of both hands. There is no build up Hamilton holds Adams hands down on the table and misses his first blow cutting off 2 of his fingers. He swings again and it cuts to the bone, Hamilton saws and Adams is freed of his left hand and the pregnancy (second hand removal is to revive).

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I feel sick