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”Let me get this straight,” said Tommy. “You want me to be the house’s magical trophy wife? Why the hell would I say yes to that?"
The red haired ghost smirked, leaning back until they reclined on an invisible lounge. "Well, for each hour you spend in costume, we can waive a percentage of your university fees and—"
”—FREE COLLEGE?! Do you want me to wear pumps or stilettos?”Tommy isn’t a normal university student. Sure, he joins the lettuce eating club, eats the elevator spaghetti and gets all his shoelaces stolen. But multiple times a week Tommy has anime transformation, becoming the mysterious Red Mascot, the second hottest person in the university. (Tommy was the first, obviously) But as the year continues, he finds he isn't the only one keeping secrets. Shubble only ever returns after midnight, there are other house mascots running around the university—their identities could be right under his nose—and even his ghostly sidekick, Clementine, is holding her tongue. That won't stop Tommy from trying to win prank of the year, though. The reason: TOMMY IS A BIG MAN!
Or: Tommy pays for his college by dressing as a magical drag queen.
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Please don't take my family jewels! by NotSoImportantHuman29
Fandoms: Incredibles (Pixar Movies)
22 Nov 2025
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Gamma Jack is forced to deceive the press by claiming he's gay, all because he flirted with the wrong woman - one who has a notoriously possessive and volatile boyfriend who's threatening to castrate him if he doesn't go along with the lie.
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- Part 5 of GAMMABEAM COLLECTION
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A really cute idea from a TikTok made by @romansempire that Invisimech is a movie couple and my heart can’t take it, so here are a bunch of one shots of Robert and Courtney based on classic movies.
Suggestions are welcome!
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As a vampire hunter duo, Sokka and Katara make a great team…
…except when an especially attractive female vampire is involved—then their methods diverge somewhat.
Written for Sokkla Saturdays 2025 (Week 6: Courage).
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- Part 2 of Sokkla Saturdays 2025
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- English
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- 1,027
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the pollen that fell from her fingertips by TheLonelyJournalKeeper
Fandoms: Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure (Cartoon)
22 Nov 2025
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While adventuring outside the walls of Corona and separated from the rest of their group, Rapunzel, Eugene, and Cassandra stumble across a field of flowers that have some very unusual effects.
Polyship Week Day 3: Cuddle Pollen, Royalty
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- Part 2 of Polyship Week 2025
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- English
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- 1,938
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- 1/1
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Bakugou Katsuki: Forced family collector by cootiepootie
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
22 Nov 2025
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Katsuki Bakugou, fed up with his useless bio family, decides to build his own chaotic, unhinged found family, including heroes, villains, and anyone who’ll put up with him.
Well actually not even that, just people he can wear down.
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- Part 2 of Bakugo centric AUs
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- English
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- 6,903
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- 4/?
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Twists and Turns | To make Ram/Barusu a thing by OrcaWin, PiroMonster for OhManXDXD
Fandoms: Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime)
22 Nov 2025
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The night before Subaru's arrival to Lugunica, Roswaal lets slip a careless remark during Ram’s nightly mana treatment - one which reveals to her a single detail from the Gospel’s prophecy, and becomes the spark that changes everything.
On the following day, Ram, armed with the foreknowledge and resolve to save herself a great deal of trouble, avoids losing her Liege in the crowd of the Capital.
A small deviation from the preordained. Yet even the tiniest change can send ripples through fate, as history strays from the path of prophecy.
This new path - one nobody could have predicted - will lead Ram and the dark-haired youth she meets in a dark alleyway, through Twists and Turns | To Make Ram/Barusu a Thing.
Note: This has originally started as an experiment, as the early chapters show in their quite unique, summary style, but as it moved along, it has grown and expanded, until it became a bit of a phenomenon, and a full fledged Fanfiction, that now has a co-author in PiroMonster, a Beta in Falal, and even a bit of a following, with multiple other Fanfictions taking inspiration from it. So, in order to have the cover reflect the content, this new, updated summary was born.
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At no point in Byakuya’s train of thought did it occur to him he didn’t have to reciprocate Renji’s feelings.
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What Makes A Man by AnnieDreamer
Fandoms: The Poppy War Series - R. F. Kuang, Mulan (Disney Animated Movies)
22 Nov 2025
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Rin shoved herself up again, jaw tight. “I want to break his perfect, insufferable face.”
Kitay snorted. “Is that what we’re calling it now?”
She blinked. “Calling what?”
“That thing you’ve got,” he said casually, voice low enough only she could hear. “The one where your eyes go all glassy every time he talks.”
“I do not—!”Kitay just smiled into the dirt. “Mmhm. Sure. I mean, he is technically beautiful.”
“He’s infuriating,” Rin snapped.
“He’s shirtless. And unfairly symmetrical.”
“Gods, I should just kill you.”
“Just saying,” Kitay murmured, voice barely a whisper now. “If you ever want to sketch his back tattoo from memory, I won’t judge.”
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Dirty Little Secret (Donald's Version) - Donald x Bill by AfterOfficeHours
Fandoms: Political RPF
22 Nov 2025
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- 952
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Wherever They Go, Trouble Follows by EDITHCARDYBRUNO
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series
22 Nov 2025
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Whether purposely or not, James T. Kirk and S'Chn T'Gai Spock constantly end up in sticky situations.
Each chapter is independent of the others, and I deliberately omitted all the other major characters, focusing on my two favorites and portraying them as a happily married couple.
Their troubles sometimes are serious, other times downright ridiculous. However, they muster through it all.Series
- Part 1 of Space Spouses
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Fact: 99.9% of Sorcerers Die Right Before They’re About to Hit it Big by essen
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
22 Nov 2025
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So maybe it was a gamble unleashing another Sukuna into the world, but Gojo Eiko would double down until she created a world where Geto would not have been driven mad. Whether through cooperation or domestication, she would break the cycle of curses.
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Time travel to the Heian Era
Bringing Sukuna and Uraume back to the future and making it everyone's problem
→ Saving Private Mechamaru
→ Revealing the existence of curses to the world
Beach Episode
Shibuya is inevitable?
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After years upon years of studying and playing the piano, Mari finds herself longing for something else to do—something new, something bold. She finds her calling in one of her brother’s more bizarre and uncharacteristic interests: rallying.
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mari watches sunny play some rally game on his laptop and decides to do that irl because yes
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“What are you doing?” Pierre asked in English, finally snapping Charles out of whatever haze he was stuck in.
“Hm? Listening to you?” Charles looked up to meet his best friend’s eyes and immediately heard the thought that followed.
You were very clearly ogling Max just now.Charles’s eyes widened. “I did not!” he said, voice cracking as his ears turned red. Pierre only grinned wider.
Oh calamar, you think I haven’t noticed you staring at him since you got the superpowers.Or the one where Charles can read minds, and Max’s thoughts ruin everything (or fix everything).
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A Wicked x Forsaken Fanfic that Nobody Asked For! by zlie
Fandoms: Forsaken (Roblox), Wicked (Movie 2024), Wicked - All Media Types, Multi-Fandom
22 Nov 2025
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“007n7!.. Exactly how dead is he?”
007n7 stood up straight from the pedestal he was standing on, some of the ruffles on his dress following suit. Adjusting the gentle grip on his wand as he recalled the events that happened before.
“Because there’s been so many rumors and speculation, let me tell you the whole story.”
007n7 spoke, allowing every RoblOzian to lend their ears.“According to the drakobloxxian clock, the melting occurred at the thirteenth hour. The direct result of a bucket of water thrown by a red male child…”
A quick silence was thrown in the air. Preparing the RoblOzians for the immense joy and cheerfulness that was about to come after the next spoken sentence.
“…Yes, the Wicked Witch of the West is dead!”
What happens when someone is so starved of a ship, searching and scrolling through endless works and fanart, while simultaneously also discovering their love for broadway musicals and theatre? You get this.
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How not to rizz a blueberry twink by cincincinnanom, Ezerock
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
22 Nov 2025
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The camera footage is blurry as the person who set down the camera walks back before sitting down. The cookie can soon be identified as Pure Vanilla cookie, his smile is serene,
“This is going to be an ongoing series where I, as the kids say, ‘rizz up my crush.’”
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the path to paradise, and likewise the road to ruin by underneath_stars
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Hadestown - Mitchell, Shadow and Bone (TV)
22 Nov 2025
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Wylan is a waiter and performer at the railroad station outside of Ketterdam. Jesper is a gambler who's been chased out of everywhere he's ever been by debts and the wind. Kaz is the King of Ketterdam's criminal underworld, collecting souls and making more money than a man could use in a lifetime. Inej is the Wraith every winter and Captain Ghafa during the summer. Nina and Matthias are the owners of the train station, who have been through this song and dance before.
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Six of Crows Hadestown AU because of Jack Wolfe's run as Orpheus on Broadway
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Twisted love and roots by gr3enTinfoilpile
Fandoms: IHasAFaceLULZ (Web Series), Rochas313 (Web Series), Roblox (Video Game)
22 Nov 2025
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Jx1dx1 was roaming around as usual until he came across a new game. When he entered, someone caught his attention.
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Things have been going good— besides some lingering regret over not killing Shroud and the careful consolidating of corporatizing Mecha Man with dispatch work, Robert’s been alright. Hell, he even bought a bed recently.
Things spiral pretty quickly when he’s a victim of some sort of bizarro mugging and gets turned into a cat. Surprisingly, it doesn’t even rank in the top ten worst experiences of his life.