Archive of Our Own ^beta

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stupid gay asses as just been created! 

TRISTHEBESTHAHA: ya'll join my chat watcha doin' 😡

LINCOLNISSILLY:3 has joined the chat!

LINCOLNISSILLY:3: sorry, I actually didn't know you made this L O L

TRISTHEBESTHAHA: it's fine. And also Lincoln you don't have to make the lol turn into L O L haha

LINCOLNISSILLY:3: Why is my user named LINCOLNISSILLY:3 what does that mean?

TRISTHEBESTHAHA: I don't know. Anyways WHERE IS FDR AND THE OTEHRS AT

brokenasslegslmao as joined the chat! 

brokenasslegslmao: why is my name that

Garfeildmeowmeow has joined the chat!

Garfeildmeowmeow: I could asked the same :skull emoji:

brokenasslegslmao: no why is my name that 

Garfeildmeowmeow: Teddy how do you make those little cons??

TRISTHEBESTHAHA: magic ✨ 😈 

brokenasslegslmao: WHO NAMED ME THIS I SWEAR TO GOD, IF IT WAS HOOVER I'M GOING TO CHANGE HIS DAMN NAME INTO FUCKING HORSE SHIT

LINCOLNISSILLY:3: Now, now, let's not get aggressive or anything.

goover has joined the chat!

goover: who said what about me

brokenasslegslmao  changed  goover 's name into HORSE SHIT😂

HORSE SHIT😂: WHAT THE FUCK

brokenasslegslmao: that's what you get ass hole

HORSE SHIT😂: Y'know what, bitch I'mma push you off your wheel chair ahahahhahahsh

brokenasslegslmao:oh fuck you

JFKizthebest has joined the chat!

JFKizthebest: LMAO WHY DID HOOVER JUST OUSH FDR OUT OF HIS WEEL CHAIR

LINCOLNISSILLY:3: Oh hi, Jack, they FDR got mad that his name was associated with his legs so he changed Hoover's name into horse shat and now they are probably gonna fight all week again 

JFKizthebest: oh alr, I ain't reading that but I probably already know why :)

foxy  and jacky have joined the chat!

foxy: haiii! :D

jacky: why is FDR shouting form downstairs 

TRISTHEBESTHAHA: just missed a whole brawl between them hehe

jacky: k

foxy: so like.. whatcha guys wanna do

dicklmao  and a few others joined the chat! Woohoo!

Coolaide: hi

washingmachine: what is going on my gang

dicklmao: can I change my name

JFKizthebest: hah, no

LBJUMBO: hi guys :)

foxy: GET OUT

dicklmao: GET YOUR UGLY WRINKLES OUT OF HERE 

JFKizthebest: GO NOW YOU UGLY MOTHER FUCKER

LBJUMBO: the fuck I do wrong 😔 

Abey  has created a group chat!

truth or dares :3  has been created!

Abey: join if you guys wanna play it

weezerfan has joined the chat!

weezerfan: wasssuuupppppp 

Abey: JFK? 

weezerfan: 😘

Abey: okay

Jef has joined the chat! 

Abey: hi Jefferson :)

Jef: sup

nothingislikedrivingaford  has joined the chat!

nothingislikedrivingaford: can I change my name please 🥺 

weezerfan: heh, no

Abey: since I have this thing called admin in this chat group I can ban or make people moderators

weezerfan: can I be a moderator? :3

Abey: sorry but no, you'll probably ban someone who disagrees with you.

weezerfan: NO I WON'T 

Jef: totaaaally ...

weezerfan: FUCK YOU, YOU RAPIST 

Jef: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PILL POPPER AND WOMANIZER 

weezerfan: I'm going to a sex therapy , leave me alone

Jef: i can see why, idiot 

onlyongrant'sfarm has joined the chat!

onlyongrant'sfarm: hi guys :)

Abey: oh! Grant my dear friend how are you

onlyongrant'sfarm: good, happy to see you, Chief. I hear we're playing some truth and dare :)

weezerfan: YA CAN WE STARTED NOWWW

Adams1  and JQAISBETTERTHANHISFATHER  have joined the chat!

Adams1: son were supposed to be matching 

JQAISBETTERTHANHISFATHER: IDK let me change it

JQAISBETTERTHANHISFATHER  has changed their name into Adams2.

Adams1: thanks, I know who put your name like that

Jef: I see you looking at me from the kitchen, stop

Adams1: ugly red ass head

Jef: balding ass baby man

weezerfan: can we just play truth and dare now, PLEASE 😭😭🙏🙏

Abey: right, alright who wants to go first?

weezerfan: MEEEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEM I WANT TO GOOOSOOWNEKMS,ZKXIDM

Adams2: can I go

Abey: JQA :)

weezerfan:  >:(

Adams2: Alright. Abe, truth or dare.

Abey: hmmm... Truth.

Adams2: do you have a crush on anyone 

Abey: uh...

Jef: *cough* *cough* JFK *cough*

Abey: WHAT NO..

Jef: I can already tell your as flustered as a school girl rn lmaoo

weezerfan:  I love you too baby 😘😘😘

onlyongrant'sfarm: i knew it

Abey: annnnnyyyyywaays.

weezerfan: me, dare

Jef: heheh, change your nickname into bisexualass

weezerfan: NOOO I LOVE MY WEEZER THO 😭😭

Jef: too bad so sad

weezerfan: fine, but I'm going to throw away all your damn Mac n' cheese later.

Jef: you wouldn't.

weezerfan: I would

weezerfan has changed their name into  bisexualass .

bisexualass: happy? 

Jef: very.

Adams1: can I go

Abey: sure

Adams1: okay, Ford

nothingislikedrivingaford: 😀?

Adams1: truth or dare

nothingislikedrivingaford: dare

Adams1: alr, I dare you to crash Jefferson's brand new cyber truck

nothingislikedrivingaford: 😶 okay

Jef: wait what

Adams1: go outside

bisexualass: LMFAOOOOOO

Jef: WHAT THE FUCK FORD

nothingislikedrivingaford:  sorry. can't back down from a dare lol

Jef: ELON MUSK I'M COMING FOR YOUAHAHHAHAHANDNDKDNNEJEISMSNFE

Jef has gone offline.

Abey: well.......that was fun :D 

bisexualass: for sure.

Adams1: I'mma go take a nap, see ya

Adams1 has gone offline.

nothingislikedrivingaford: I'mma go cook myself some grilled cheese

Adams2: I want to go gardening 

nothingislikedrivingaford  and Adams2 are offline.

onlyongrant'sfarm: byeyhw

onlyongrant'sfarm is offline.

Abey: well. I guess it just you and me :3

bisexualass: ... Can I come over and kiss you on your hot mouth

Abey: what

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Teddyneedsmeddies: @everyone @everyone @everyone

Jacksonthebaddie: WHAT

Lincoin: what is it 

Teddyneedsmeddies: I want to go camping 

JFKwantsdaddylincoln: WHO FUCKING CHANGED MY NAME

elonmuskhater: not me

Lincoin: who are you?

elonmuskhater: Jefferson 

Lincoin: Ooooooohhhh

foxyfromFNAF: replying to: WHO FUCKING CHANGED MY NAME | Not me

Adamatetheapple: haha not me but I think @Jeffersonisarealunicorn3 did it 

elonmuskhater: fuck you

JFKizthebest355 changed their name into weezerfan

weezerfan: ahhh. Feels good to be bacK

Georgewashington1731: just made a new account since I got hacked

Maddsyisbacksy: that sucks

Teddyneedsmeddies: GUYS, I want to go camping 

elonmuskhater: pfft why is your name that lol

JQA🏊:  replying to: GUYS, I want to go camping | y'know what, I kinda want to go camping too, lol

weezerfan: I can't, my back feels like it just broke again haha

Jacksonthebaddie: what? Did Lincoln break your back last night?

elonmuskhater: OMG LMAOOAOAOAOSMDKEIDN

Maddsyisbacksy: OMG-

JQA🏊: wait what 😭

Teddyneedsmeddies: WHAT😂😂😂

Lincoin: he's not lying 

weezerfan: LINCOLN WHAT THE FUCK

FDR: what I miss

Coolaide: huh

Teddyneedsmeddies: shaddup, anyways, can we go camping :)??

Lincoin: Yes :3

weezerfan: err uhhh, if Abey baby is going then I am 

JQA🏊: nahh nvm, sry I gotta water my plants, if Jackson gets to them then I will cry

Jacksonthebaddie: I haven't done anything, I'm innocent 😇 🙏 

foxyfromFNAF: you literally killed people 

Jacksonthebaddie: MVB, I'm going to give you backshots if you don't shaddup 

foxyfromFNAF: do you know know what that means

FDR: woah, woah Jackson-

emomf: what

POKLA!!!: Jackson 

Jacksonthebaddie: what? Doesn't it mean I'mma pull up behind him and shoot him? 

Lincoin: 🙀

Bushnumber2: Bruh, it means fucking someone from the back 😛

Jacksonthebaddie: OH SHT

foxyfromFNAF:  why would you wanna shoot me :c

Georgewashington1731: 😳

weezerfan: crazy shi

Jacksonthebaddie: replying to: why would you wanna shoot me :c | I feel bad now

Lincoin: wait. Aren't we going camping soon? 

Teddyneedsmeddies: finally someone remembers 😤

weezerfan: then let's go lmao

THEBULLMOOSE😤 : created a new group chat called:  CAMPING🏕️ 

THEBULLMOOSE😤: Let's goooo

Abraham:> has joined the chat!

Abraham:>: haiii :3333

dontfightmeorelse has joined the chat!

dontfightmeorelse:  hi

alcoholicpeirce: Jackson forced me with a dagger in his hand to join you guys so yea

polkywolky has joined the chat!

polkywolky: replying to: Jackson forced me with a dagger in his hand to join you... | Same story lol

MVBissecretlyafox has joined the chat!

MVBissecretlyafox: he's holding me and won't let go 😏

MVBissecretlyafox: JACKSONXMVB?!.jpg

Jack😼 has joined the group! 

Jack😼: guys where r u... 😨

THEBULLMOOSE😤: Uhhh.. were at the camp 

THEBULLMOOSE😤: wherejackat.jpg

Abraham:>: Jacky :ccc

Jack😼: Dw promise I will find you guys, I hope

6:23 pm

Jack😼: uhm... I'm scared now

Abraham:>: :CCCCCCC

dontfightmeorelse: Abraham stop your whining or I'll come over there and give you a reason to cry. 

polkywolky: JACKSON

dontfightmeorelse: what? He's fucking annoying. 

Abraham:>: sorry :c I'm just scared

Jack😼: JACKSON STOP OR WHEN I FIDN THE CAMP I'M BEATING YOU WITH A STICK

dontfightmeorelse: Whatcha gonna do pretty boy? Type shi

Jack😼: matter of a fact, I see the camp rn

Jack😼: FOUNDYOU.jpg

Abraham:>: Jacky :D

dontfightmeorelse: euck, now I hear them hugging and smooching 

MVBissecretlyafox: your just jealous you don't have a relationship like that lmao

dontfightmeorelse: y'know what, I'm coming over there and spreadin them cheeks MVB. 

MVBissecretlyafox: y'know what, I'm down for it

THEBULLMOOSE😤: great now I hear two couples getting it on 

alcoholicpeirce: shush, let them have this. Ones making love the other is sex 

THEBULLMOOSE😤: err...whatever😤😤😤

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sillyfella: have you guys heard the news?

BULLMOOSE🤬: whag happned 

sillyfella: Jackson got arrested 

AHHH: oh wow, I wouldn't have guessed.

stupidass: be respectful.

AHHH: stfu, you ain't respectful to ur country 

JFKfromclonehigh: you cannot be talking Peirce 🤦

AHHH: at least I wasn't a womanizer 

JFKfromclonehigh: at least I wasn't a drunk mf

sillyfella: GUYS. Stop. 

AHHH: shut the fuck up Abe. All you do is yap, yap.

JFKfromclonehigh: .... don't make me come over there

AHHH: I wanna see you fight me. I bet your back would fucking tear you in half. Lemme tell you something. You're fucking joke for marrying someone as ugly and idiotic as Abraham Lincoln. The fucking man made half of his OWN COUNTRY to leave! I think you should hav

longnose: hes beating the shit outta Peirce rn

freaky: filming it rn

BULLMOOSE🤬: send it when you're done 💜

THEGIRLSAREFIGHTING!!.mp4

Pulledpork: MY BBG PEIRCE!!!! NOOO

longnose: r u two dating or something 

pulledpork: yes, we just started two days ago and I LOVE HIM 😠

angryass: ew

sillyfella: Jackson? Aren't you supposed to be in jail?

angryass: I escaped with my honey buns Marty 🥰😍😘😚☺️😊

longnose: why r all y'all gay

angryass: I still love Rachel, I always will, but right now, my heart lies with Marty 💞 💞 💞 💞 💞 

longnose: during me and JFK's debate I had a crush on him, that's why I was sweating so hard

sillyfella: 😡

longnose: bih, that was back in the 60's chillax.

elonmusks#1hater: I just got a new carrrrr🤑🤑🤑😎😎😎

shortbitch: okay and. 

elonmusks#1hater: please baby 🙏 can I have you back, I promise we can redo it🙏

shortbitch: who do you think I am

elonmusks#1hater:  my love, my soulmate, my best friend, my other half, MY EVERYTHING 🙏❤️ 💋 

adamthefirst: low-key kinda corny

elonmusks#1hatee: stfu, I ain't talking to you. Anyways. PLEASE Madison...can I have you back my dear 🙏

shortbitch: no

marylinmonroebutmale: he's with me

elonmusks#1hater: 😡🤬😠😠 

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angryass: y'all jealous of me and marty 😈

can'twalk😂: kinda

BULLMOOSE🤬: love your name @can'twalk😂 

can'twalk😂: stfu

Freaky: i think my dick disappeared 

JFKfromclonehigh: lmao