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sillyfella: have you guys heard the news?
BULLMOOSE🤬: whag happned
sillyfella: Jackson got arrested
AHHH: oh wow, I wouldn't have guessed.
stupidass: be respectful.
AHHH: stfu, you ain't respectful to ur country
JFKfromclonehigh: you cannot be talking Peirce 🤦
AHHH: at least I wasn't a womanizer
JFKfromclonehigh: at least I wasn't a drunk mf
sillyfella: GUYS. Stop.
AHHH: shut the fuck up Abe. All you do is yap, yap.
JFKfromclonehigh: .... don't make me come over there
AHHH: I wanna see you fight me. I bet your back would fucking tear you in half. Lemme tell you something. You're fucking joke for marrying someone as ugly and idiotic as Abraham Lincoln. The fucking man made half of his OWN COUNTRY to leave! I think you should hav
longnose: hes beating the shit outta Peirce rn
freaky: filming it rn
BULLMOOSE🤬: send it when you're done 💜
THEGIRLSAREFIGHTING!!.mp4
Pulledpork: MY BBG PEIRCE!!!! NOOO
longnose: r u two dating or something
pulledpork: yes, we just started two days ago and I LOVE HIM 😠
angryass: ew
sillyfella: Jackson? Aren't you supposed to be in jail?
angryass: I escaped with my honey buns Marty 🥰😍😘😚☺️😊
longnose: why r all y'all gay
angryass: I still love Rachel, I always will, but right now, my heart lies with Marty 💞 💞 💞 💞 💞
longnose: during me and JFK's debate I had a crush on him, that's why I was sweating so hard
sillyfella: 😡
longnose: bih, that was back in the 60's chillax.
elonmusks#1hater: I just got a new carrrrr🤑🤑🤑😎😎😎
shortbitch: okay and.
elonmusks#1hater: please baby 🙏 can I have you back, I promise we can redo it🙏
shortbitch: who do you think I am
elonmusks#1hater: my love, my soulmate, my best friend, my other half, MY EVERYTHING 🙏❤️ 💋
adamthefirst: low-key kinda corny
elonmusks#1hatee: stfu, I ain't talking to you. Anyways. PLEASE Madison...can I have you back my dear 🙏
shortbitch: no
marylinmonroebutmale: he's with me
elonmusks#1hater: 😡🤬😠😠
meandmybbg.png
angryass: y'all jealous of me and marty 😈
can'twalk😂: kinda
BULLMOOSE🤬: love your name @can'twalk😂
can'twalk😂: stfu
Freaky: i think my dick disappeared
JFKfromclonehigh: lmao