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To the people who come from my assassins fic: so you know i said id only do the four musical fandoms?? Well about that..ive decided to combine all my main fandoms ive ever been in(so that i can combine all my headcanons,au's and fic ideas ive ever had) hope you still enjoy!

To the rest: welcome to my fic! This will hopefully be my magnum opus! This can be read without knowing all the fandoms but knowing atleast 2 or 3 is recommended. Guide below

Fandoms:

ASSASSINS (SAME AU AS MY OTHER FIC):

*most people who tried to kill the president are connected through an after-life carnival,along with the balladeer/storyteller and the proprietor playing sort of good cop,bad cop*

Ships:propdeer,implied Czologosh/Goldman and implied squeaky Fromme/Charlie Manson.

Trigger warnings:period-typical racism(Booth),cult stuff,Someone being in love with a minor

Other things: the balladeer goes (as in my other fic) by he/they. Which means that both will be used,if this is too confusing,say so.

1776 (My au)

*this is my own au of the popular musical 1776,which talks about the events of the continental congress of 1776,focused arround Jefferson and Adams*

Ships:the two historical married couples+implied adams/jefferson

Trigger warnings:mentions of slavery,hanging and other brute things that were normal at the time

Other things: this au is connected to both my BBAJ au and the series miraculous ladybug

BBAJ(my au)

*my own au of the musical Bloody Bloody andrew Jackson which places Jackson in the main anti-hero role and talks about his life ias if he was a rockstar*

Ships:only the historical couples 

Trigger warnings:mentions of slavery,Jackson and others being rude to native americans,all period typical

Other things: Like the musical,time is a bit tricky. They may write a serious letter with a quill one second and call to order a pizza next second.This au is connected to both my 1776 au and the series miraculous ladybug.

HAMILTON (MODERN AU)

*the hip-hop musical centered arround Alexander Hamilton and his lifetime,from his arrival in america to his duel with Burr. This is my au on it*

Ships: Historical couples,maybe onesided lams.

Trigger warnings: mentions of Trump.

Other things: this is a modern au,im trying not to make it the typical cringy "OMG COFFEE SHOP AU HAMILTON SEES LAURENS and/or JEFFERSON ONCE AND COMPLETELY FALLS IN LOVE WITH THEM EVEN THOUGH HES PROBABLY MARRIED TO ELIZA ALREADY🤩🥰🦅🇺🇸🎆🦅🤯😍😍😍😍😍"

This list will be updated as more fandoms are added.

Warning:This story will include fictional versions of historical people. I dont condone their actions or agree with them. Many were douchebags irl. This is just my interpretation of their *characters*,not of the real people.

Further more,there will be a few couples(like rachel and andrew,Hamliza,the two couples in 1776,propdeer...),nothing explicit will be described and this fic is 100% SFW (...or 90%. Some people (ANDREW FUCKING JACKSON!!!) use creative curses after all)

Also,my writing style is one that may at times randomly switch times (from past to present to future to past to...),if this is distracting,please say so.

Let this fic begin,and enjoy!

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🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫(assassins)

Something was wrong.

They knew it.

They could feel it.

Theyre the storyteller after all.

The balladeer.

Once again,another evening of hide and seek.

They actually like the game (not because they can hide and have peace of mind,definetly not that)

But their bad feeling doesent stop.

So after they win the game again (how do they keep winning?) they approach the propietor,who is just cleaning the wine glasses at his self-made bar.

They tap him on his shoulder and just nervously ask "well...uh props?"

He looks confused for a second before getting a tiny bit concerned by their silence. 

Realisation suddenly hits him and he asks:"Dearie? Whats wrong?? You felt it too??"

They look deep in thought before suddenly exclaiming "wait you have a bad feeling as well? Then it must be something to do with magic! what do you think happend????"

Ofcourse the proprietor has the BEST and MOST AMAZING maturity of the entire carnival and thus he answers the question with the AWESOME answer of: "your mom happend".

The balladeer just looks a mix of annoyyed and uncomfortable and mutters "props,i dont have a good feeling about whatever this magic is"

The proprietor just sighs : "neither do i Bally,neither do i.."

🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸(BBAJ)

It was almost a good day for Andrew Jackson.

He's backstage chitchatting with his band.

He was about to start his campain concert. 

Hes going to win the election. 

That idiot John Quincy refuses to campaign!

Hes badass,going to call his song "rock star".

He will celebrate by treating everyone to a bar if-no not if,WHEN he wins the election.

When suddenly Van Buren walks in,trying to stop a hooded woman from entering backstage.

Jackson wonders why,Van told him that he likes fans.

So why does his friend look so nervous?

Van comes running at him and quickly explains "andrew! im sorry! i tried to stop her!! its already too late!"

Stop who?

That is when he turns arround.

Its Rachel! He smiles because now he can explain and she will be happy that he will stop those aristocratic little-

No wait,its Rachel,shes going to be upset that he didnt tell her 

"Andrew?..I had to learn about this from a campaign poster. A fucking campaign poster! You swore to me that you woudnt return to public life! And what is this? A band?"

 While Andrew was standing there looking like a guilty kid who stole from the cookie jar (because he wasent used to being scolded by Rachel), 

Van suddenly feels uneasy: "well..uh..il go i guess. Il take Lyncoya out for some ice cream and uh..you two sort out your differences."

Lyncoya is the native american Andrew and rachel adopted,he is full of energy because hes still a kid.

So their conversation went something like this:

Lyncoya:"Uncle Martin! Uncle martin! Will you sing your weird magical nursery rhymes again??"

Van:"Its called dutch. Spoken by millions of people in Europe,my ancestors are from Europe."

"B-but..why are you called "magician" then?"

"For my strategic and clever backroom deals,and because of the magic tricks i do with cards. "

"Can you teach me your magic??"

"*ten eerste*,i dont have actual magic,and secondly.. can you pinky swear you wont use magic to steal more ice cream??"

"Uh....o look at the time! My pops will do his concert now,bye uncle Martin!!"

Van buren just sighs and lets Lynocya run back to Andrew and Rachel.

Why does he feel so uneasy then??

Whatever,its probably just another villan or something,hel deal with that after andrew's concert

🪶🪶🪶🪶🪶🪶🪶🪶(1776)

Jefferson finds this all very tiring.

How dare adams force him to write this!

He likes writing,but not if it stops him from seeing Martha.

He misses her.

Adams wants him to write?

Fine.

Hel write.

Not the declaration though.

Hel write the next song he and martha will perform togheter.

Whats up with that bright light outside his window anyway?

Its distracting.

Another villan?

He closes the blinds.

He wants his Martha.

Thats the only reason why he is upset.

Definitely.

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓(<-- hamilton)

Another busy day at congress.

Angelica PR's job has gotten 100× more difficult since alexander has joined their group.

If he wasent her brother-in-law then she would probably have threatend him already to stop threatening Jefferson.

Like Jesus Christ,why is he so verbally violent??

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Jackson was still not having a good day. 

He wanted to relax after the concert.

But nooooo.

Some crazy painter who called himself Richard and claimed to be the next king of england was using a ray gun to steal money.

So he had to transform with his cat miraculous (😨😨😨i told yall this would have a connection to the series miraculous!!) As Silver Claw. 

Arriving at the tavern where Richard was last seen,it seems like everybody else was already there.

Van Buren was there transformed into "rot-vosje". Nobody could pronounce his goofy ahh dutch name so everybody just called him fox.

Togheter they were a duo.

Lyncoya also occasionally helped them here and there with the mouse miraculous,but hes too young to do it all the time,so hes not here right now.

Alas,they werent the only ones with miraculouses. Another team which just called themselves "the squad" has also arrived.

Its leader (monroe) wields he miraculous of the ladybug(power:luck charm)

Calhoun uses both the bee(power:venom/paralysation) and the turtle(shields)

John Quincy has the miraculous of the peacock(creating senti-monsters) but has had less and less opportunity to use it since he became the president. But hes there today. 

Henry Clay is just in the background with the bunny miraculous(time-travel) making elaborate schemes and always losing to chess battles to people from the past(lol).

All in all,jackson finds this "chosen few" squad is really really annoying.

He and Van are only working with them because Richard seems like a clever oppoment.

Sudenly the door of the tavern flies open.

3 women,who seem to match their pink,light blue and yellow outifts in all but its colors,barge into the place with a tied-up Richard.(these 3 are obv the schuyler sisters)

Blue looks shy and anxious,yellow is frantically waving and pink just sighs and looks at him,saying: "okay,we got your bank-robber here,basically doing your job. Now where the hell are we?!?" 

Before andrew can respond to the girls,Fox does it for him:"Washington DC,why??"

Pink and Blue are now whispering but yellow suddenly gets mad:"WE WERE IN DC JUST A FEW MOMENTS AGO! This isent *our* DC! What year is it even ?! What have you done to us?!?"

John Quincy(as paulos) looks up from his book and flatly replies :"its 1827,and why are you asking? Ive never met any of you girls before,where are your corsets??"

This reply pisses off pink:"YOU SEXIST MORON! WHAT IN THE WORLD DO YOU MEAN WITH 'WHERE ARE YOUR COR-' she suddenly pales im shock. She seems speechless.

Blue calmly speaks,probably for her:"are you 100% serious,sir? If its really 1827..that means we have time travelled"

Before anyone can process their shock,an middle-aged woman comes riding on her electric 🛒🛒🛒🛒(Author note: i forgot its english name😭😭😭😭)

Thats enough to piss andrew off:"you,seriously?! Storyteller,ive shot you in the neck multiple times yet you still keep haunting me! Tell me 'Lynda',Why cant i tell my own story?! And no-i dont want the apple juice,im not twelve anymore! Ive grown up,and you have to accept that!!"

Lynda just laughs at that:"no! Andrew,its not that! Its just,ive met some new people! As you girls,you havent time travelled,you have dimension-travelled! Haha! Really funny! It reminds me of that one scene gravity falls where-"

 A band member(jimmy,the bass guitarist) walks into the room and shoots her in the neck:"..here,now i hope she wont stand up again like last time"

Just at that moment,Lynda smirks and immeadiatly stands up: "im history,you cant shoot me in the neck! And im sure my new friends would agree,right?"

Immeadiatly following up from that,a group of people walks in(assassins characters lmao) They reply all things at once like : "dont give them ideas!!😨😰😦🥺🥺🥺🥺" or "actually🤓🤓,Charlie🤩😍says that..." or even "Guys,i really have to ask the kids in my basement. Specifically the ones who were tasked with promoting the sale of my book!😍🥰🥰🥰☺️"

At this point andrew is pissed AF like "come on guys! This is not funny anymore!! If i find out who caused this then..."

Suddenly, a guy all in a yellow suit(the proprietor) walks up to Paulos(thats Quincy lol).

"Hey kid..i feel some energy from you! Like your destined to be special! I will teach you how to solve all your problems!"

"..and that is?? Im pretty smart already,i dont need new shiny "I SWEAR THIS WORKS" solutions!"

"..you wanna shoot a president?"

"Ew no wtf"

"Why not? Who could be harmed?"

"Uh..me?"

"But it would fix all your problems!"

"So your saying i should shoot myself to fix the problem.."

"I never told you to shoot yourself! I told you to shoot the president!"

Suddenly ✨️✨️✨️the balladeer✨️✨️✨️ magically🥰🥰 appears from behind and is like"dude are you retarded?! Thats Quincy!"

"Shit"

Just as the proprietor muttered that curse,the door of the tavern was kicked in by two small,agressive looking men.

One(john adams,1776)says"Thank our dear god! You guys arent from congress! Everything is better then congress!"

The other(alexander hamilton,hamilton)smacks in him the head:"shut the fuck up mate you ruined the country with your acts"

"Who even are you? What acts did i pass?"

"Your the second president you absolute retard,you still cant sit down,can you adams?"

"Well uh...you still didnt answer my question,y'know??"

A few seconds later,everything went to hell