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Jackson was still not having a good day.
He wanted to relax after the concert.
But nooooo.
Some crazy painter who called himself Richard and claimed to be the next king of england was using a ray gun to steal money.
So he had to transform with his cat miraculous (😨😨😨i told yall this would have a connection to the series miraculous!!) As Silver Claw.
Arriving at the tavern where Richard was last seen,it seems like everybody else was already there.
Van Buren was there transformed into "rot-vosje". Nobody could pronounce his goofy ahh dutch name so everybody just called him fox.
Togheter they were a duo.
Lyncoya also occasionally helped them here and there with the mouse miraculous,but hes too young to do it all the time,so hes not here right now.
Alas,they werent the only ones with miraculouses. Another team which just called themselves "the squad" has also arrived.
Its leader (monroe) wields he miraculous of the ladybug(power:luck charm)
Calhoun uses both the bee(power:venom/paralysation) and the turtle(shields)
John Quincy has the miraculous of the peacock(creating senti-monsters) but has had less and less opportunity to use it since he became the president. But hes there today.
Henry Clay is just in the background with the bunny miraculous(time-travel) making elaborate schemes and always losing to chess battles to people from the past(lol).
All in all,jackson finds this "chosen few" squad is really really annoying.
He and Van are only working with them because Richard seems like a clever oppoment.
Sudenly the door of the tavern flies open.
3 women,who seem to match their pink,light blue and yellow outifts in all but its colors,barge into the place with a tied-up Richard.(these 3 are obv the schuyler sisters)
Blue looks shy and anxious,yellow is frantically waving and pink just sighs and looks at him,saying: "okay,we got your bank-robber here,basically doing your job. Now where the hell are we?!?"
Before andrew can respond to the girls,Fox does it for him:"Washington DC,why??"
Pink and Blue are now whispering but yellow suddenly gets mad:"WE WERE IN DC JUST A FEW MOMENTS AGO! This isent *our* DC! What year is it even ?! What have you done to us?!?"
John Quincy(as paulos) looks up from his book and flatly replies :"its 1827,and why are you asking? Ive never met any of you girls before,where are your corsets??"
This reply pisses off pink:"YOU SEXIST MORON! WHAT IN THE WORLD DO YOU MEAN WITH 'WHERE ARE YOUR COR-' she suddenly pales im shock. She seems speechless.
Blue calmly speaks,probably for her:"are you 100% serious,sir? If its really 1827..that means we have time travelled"
Before anyone can process their shock,an middle-aged woman comes riding on her electric 🛒🛒🛒🛒(Author note: i forgot its english name😭😭😭😭)
Thats enough to piss andrew off:"you,seriously?! Storyteller,ive shot you in the neck multiple times yet you still keep haunting me! Tell me 'Lynda',Why cant i tell my own story?! And no-i dont want the apple juice,im not twelve anymore! Ive grown up,and you have to accept that!!"
Lynda just laughs at that:"no! Andrew,its not that! Its just,ive met some new people! As you girls,you havent time travelled,you have dimension-travelled! Haha! Really funny! It reminds me of that one scene gravity falls where-"
A band member(jimmy,the bass guitarist) walks into the room and shoots her in the neck:"..here,now i hope she wont stand up again like last time"
Just at that moment,Lynda smirks and immeadiatly stands up: "im history,you cant shoot me in the neck! And im sure my new friends would agree,right?"
Immeadiatly following up from that,a group of people walks in(assassins characters lmao) They reply all things at once like : "dont give them ideas!!😨😰😦🥺🥺🥺🥺" or "actually🤓🤓,Charlie🤩😍says that..." or even "Guys,i really have to ask the kids in my basement. Specifically the ones who were tasked with promoting the sale of my book!😍🥰🥰🥰☺️"
At this point andrew is pissed AF like "come on guys! This is not funny anymore!! If i find out who caused this then..."
Suddenly, a guy all in a yellow suit(the proprietor) walks up to Paulos(thats Quincy lol).
"Hey kid..i feel some energy from you! Like your destined to be special! I will teach you how to solve all your problems!"
"..and that is?? Im pretty smart already,i dont need new shiny "I SWEAR THIS WORKS" solutions!"
"..you wanna shoot a president?"
"Ew no wtf"
"Why not? Who could be harmed?"
"Uh..me?"
"But it would fix all your problems!"
"So your saying i should shoot myself to fix the problem.."
"I never told you to shoot yourself! I told you to shoot the president!"
Suddenly ✨️✨️✨️the balladeer✨️✨️✨️ magically🥰🥰 appears from behind and is like"dude are you retarded?! Thats Quincy!"
"Shit"
Just as the proprietor muttered that curse,the door of the tavern was kicked in by two small,agressive looking men.
One(john adams,1776)says"Thank our dear god! You guys arent from congress! Everything is better then congress!"
The other(alexander hamilton,hamilton)smacks in him the head:"shut the fuck up mate you ruined the country with your acts"
"Who even are you? What acts did i pass?"
"Your the second president you absolute retard,you still cant sit down,can you adams?"
"Well uh...you still didnt answer my question,y'know??"
A few seconds later,everything went to hell