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Deartheo: Charlie and Will are cuddling! Ahh.
Deartheo: has sent a picture
Theonlysaneone:: I swear if they don't get togrther soon I'm going to kill them, or myself either one
Martha :( But i would miss you
Theonlysaneone:: Then I will kill them
Martha :)
Frances OUCH
Cantcount Watch the dang movie!
Cantcount STOP
Cantcount Why are we even watching this if you're not paying attention?
Deartheo: First of all I know how to mulitask. Second of all I have the songs memerozed Um Third of all these are brilliant
Theonlysaneone:: This movie is sad enough already. no more angst
Alexander hamilton Wrong group chat? Also what.
Cantcount STOP It
Deartheo: NO
Cant count Whatever
Cantcount has left this groupchat.
Og squad
Alexander Hamilton did I mess up?
Liza ?
Alexander hamilton neither Phillip or Angel: will talk to me
Alexander hamilton has changed his naem to aham
Aham and even Theo yelled at me
Laurens Its not that bad, they'll get over it
Laurens still I would apoligize
Aham …
Laurens or atleast like explain the reasoning behind it
Mulligan I turn off my phone for an hour, one hour! And I come back to like a thousand text messages?
Aham Shush
Mulligan is this about you yelling at eaker
Aham no
Laurens yes
Liza: Apoligize, Alexander
Brave gerniader added Theodosia and Deartheo: into a groupchat
Deartheo: has changed the group chat name to the outsiders
Brave grendair ?
Deartheo: Me and my friends are watching the musical
Deartheo: My friends and I *
Brave grendair I wanted to ask you about eaker
Dear theo ?
Theodosia You're not dating him are you
Deartheo: I, um, what?
Theodosia Like no theres nothing wrong with dating him but you're not actully dating him are you?
Deartheo: ?????
Theodosia It seems like hes just a friend
Brave grendiar I just wany you to know, that we don't care
Deartheo:…
Deartheo: One sec
"Guys." Theo says "We have a problem."
Angel: lifts her head up.
"Huh?"
Eaker turns off the movie
Theo holds out her phone.
Martha has to hold back a laugh
"Aren't you Frances and Angel dating?" Charlie asks confused
Theo nods.
"Tell them that you're bi and poly but dont tell them about your girlfriends. Say Eaker was like a beard." Charlie says
Theo stares at him.
"You're smart."
Theo turned to Eaker.
"You okay with it?"
"Yeah just don't out me or phillip."
"Phillip and I. And I won't."
Deartheo: I'm bi actully
Brave grenediar Oh, thats so big deal. Me too
Theodosia I'm pan
Deartheo: Also poly
Deartheo: Eaker was just a beard.
Brave grenediar wait I'm thinking to think of something thats more supportative than cool
Theodosia Cool
Theodosia dating anyone?
Deartheo: no, not yet
The trouble trio
Frances do you ever think about how Darry cant ever celebrate his birthday again normally becuase of his parents death
Frances and how long he was when he had to take care of his siblings
Frances and the fact that he'll never be able to go to college or achieve his dreams?
Deartheo: Shush he gets back together with Paul and they live happily. Its canon trust.
Angel:ica A good amount of fanfic will sooth that hurt
Deartheo: Yess, a fix it fic
Cantcount I hate to say it but I kinda ship Parry now
Poet:: Kinda? I'm breaking up with you
Cantcount Wait, no babe
Cantcount Come back I love you
Poet::…
Poet:: fine
Frances OWW??
Some balm for your wounded soul
Frances This is why you're my favorite girlfriend
Deartheo: :((
Theonlysaneone:: Stop being mean to my sister
Frances fine. I love you sweetie
Deartheo: :))))))
Will Can I add charles to this group chat?
Deartheo: OH?
Frances Shush of course you can
Will has added Charles to the group chat
Deartheo: Hi charlie
Charles Hey, Theo
Deartheo: has sent a video
Seriously though can we talk about the fact that Darry was 20 and taking care of his teenage brothers? I mean thats some dedication.
Charlie No, cause like Ponyboy is so like rude. darry isn;t even strict hes like come back before curfes (Which is literlly midnight) and ponyboy doesn't even listen.
Charlie Also the way like the fandom interperacts Parry hurts me.
Like Darry sees Paul as better than hinself and sees himself as selfish even though Darry (objectivly) is the best sibling ever
Deartheo: Right after Susie
Martha Susie?
Deartheo: Susie.
Charlie And like, ouch????
Also I don't care what the author said, the musical was queer coded.
Deartheo: YESS
Deartheo: I'm adopting you
Charlie But I have parents?
Deartheo: I don't care
Charlie Oh, okay
Deartheo: Will will you be my son in law
Charlie Huh?
Deartheo: what
Charlie Did you adopt another child.
Deartheo: Maybe?
Charlie …
Charlie Who?
Deartheo: Um,
Martha Wait who did you adopt?
I mean your mother adopted me and you can't adopt Angie, frances
Deartheo: Uh, George
Cantcount Yeah?
Deartheo: Other one
Thefirstpresident Yeah
Deartheo: I'm adopting you
Cantcount Wow, just wow.
Thefirstpresident Okay?
Charlie wait, will you like george?
Will No?
Charlie oh.
Charlie wait then who?
Will um.
Deartheo: Shit
Will Um, you???
Charlie …
Charlie …
Charlie …
Charlie …
Charlie …
Will Wait, please don't hate me,
Charlie …
Will I'm sorry, I promise not to bring it up
Charlie …
Will Crap I'm really sorry
Charlie Is that how you ask someone on a date?
Will Wait, what?
Charlie I would love to go on a date with you but if you don't want to?
Will …
Charlie Is that a no?
Will Wait no.
Charlie So that is a no?
Will no yes. I would like to go on a date with you
Charlie Yesss!
Charlie Also you're a idiot you know that
Will Wiat
Charlie Did I not make it clear I liked you?
Will uh
Will You still do like me right?
Charlie…
Charlie YEs I asked you on the date
Deartheo: Hah! I was right.
Frances You're always right darling
Deartheo: !!!!!