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After Manny changed jobs and went to work in Goliath Books next door, the bookshop fell into disarray. In a desperate attempt to save Bernard's sanity and health, they decided to put up a sign in the window for a new 'asistant'. Surprisingly, it actually worked.
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当贝克街221B遭遇布莱克书店的日常混乱，一场本应无趣的“谋杀未遂”案，却因宿醉、咖啡粉和错拿的安眠药而变得荒谬至极。夏洛克·福尔摩斯被迫卷入这桩由愚蠢和好心办坏事引发的闹剧，而华生医生则将这一切记录在他的博客《书店老板的复苏奇谈》中。一场充满黑色幽默的非典型案件，正在伦敦上演。
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An American Werewolf in Notting Hill by anenglishwolf
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV), Black Books, Shaun of the Dead, Notting Hill (1999)
07 Jun 2025
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Derek Hale may just be the biggest film-star in the world. In Stiles' humble opinion, he's certainly the hottest. And Stiles knows from hot film-stars - after all, he works in William Thacker's travel bookshop, while doing the exchange student thing in London, England.
Yeah, that William Thacker - former resident of Notting Hill, now married to superstar Anna Scott. Who is rumoured to be making a werewolf film in the UK with - guess who - Derek Hale...
Is Stiles going to get to meet the crush of his life?
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Bernard goes to Goliath Books to further defend Manny's honour, and Evan's more than okay with it.
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"I know his type- a full-time approval junky"
Jason wants, Bernard schemes, and Manny and Fran simper.
(A re-write of Season 3 episode 5: The Travel Writer).
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Manny WIns Free Pottery Classes!
Bernard is adamant that Pottery People are dangerous and all part of cults.... and does not want Manny to go.
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Is the end nigh?
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Dickens Doesn't Know Shit by DoctorTrekLock for myrtlebroadbelt
Fandoms: Black Books (TV)
15 Dec 2024
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Bernard’s life was so much less complicated before he had partners and ghosts and Christmas cluttering up the place.
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Things that might happen after a few years in Black Books.
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it's a kitchen sink realism joke
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GB，梦一下老板，ooc小学生文笔预警
S3E4剧情魔改，建议先看原剧再看本文
伪站街，纯爱，女主先把老板坑了然后睡了然后谈了（本文着重表现前两部分）
女主黑道大佬，老板是一个不太傲娇（所以我说ooc吧）的傻白甜
总之就看一下嘛赞一下嘛评论一下嘛👉👈 -
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'The explorer was wearing a loose fitting white shirt and leather jacket, his Hollywood curls looking smarter and fuller than they did in the photos. He was of considerable height as well, easily a few inches taller than himself. Which was infuriating, to say the least.
Bernard found his voice caught in his throat for a brief moment, before he coughed and began to speak sourly.
“You don’t look like much of an explorer to me. You look like you’ve been exploring luxury hotels for quite some time now. Why don’t you write about that? One man and his struggle with one hundred percent Egyptian cotton sheets.” '
A rewrite of the travel writer episode, in which several things happen differently. First of all, Bernard isn't won over by Jason's charisma is he is in the series, and, after the exterminator cancels on him, Bernard employs Jason's help in hunting down Mr Benson. During which shit happens, involving lots of whiskey and clouded judgment.
(Sorry I'm crap at summaries)
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Three Sheets to the Wind by myrtlebroadbelt for DoctorTrekLock
Fandoms: Black Books (TV)
25 Dec 2023
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A customer mistakes Fran, Manny, and Bernard for a throuple.
They start to wonder if it's true.
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Мэнни ушёл, и тоска по нему наконец заставила Бёрнарда осознать - он влюблён в Мэнни.
Пропущенная сцена в эпизод "Он уходит из дома" (s1ep6)
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“It’s perfectly simple, it couldn’t be simpler. There’s the academic who escaped the Iranian Revolution and is now having flashbacks to that time. There’s his daughter whose long bitter marriage is collapsing around her. And the journalist, who’s investigating the academic and then falls deeply in love with the daughter and sacrifices his whole career to become a lens grinder in Omsk.”
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Or: the 1000 page story Bernard writes in the episode, “Elephants and Hens” where he is essentially self-inserting himself as the journalist, and with a twist because I knew more about the Iranian Revolution than the Stalinist Purges. -
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Answering the questions we've all been wondering since the show finished:
How do our trio age together?
Is there a Black Books wedding in the future?
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Безделушка о том, как Бернарду надоело прятать свою чувственность за маской мудачества.
Занимаюсь любимым делом: объясняю сложные личностные проблемы недоёбом. -
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Если, путешествуя по Лондону, вы вдруг заблудитесь и набредете на странного вида книжную лавку — не заходите в нее. Как правило, там не до вас.
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Не язь by Mirabella_Guseletova
Fandoms: Togainu no Chi, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, Black Books (TV)
26 Jan 2023
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О неизвестных приключениях Фродо и Сэма, о Шики и Кольце всевластья, и о том, как пострадал Бернард Блэк.
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- Part 7 of Однажды в Тошиме
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Jason gets a medically impossible hard-on from the bark of a known aphrodisiac that I thought looked cool.
Also, none of this is canon-compliant, but I didn't think it would be realistic for Bernard to fall in love with Jason (or vice versa) so basically I just made them into what they are, which is 2 horny people with incredibly low standards.