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Fabian & Gideon Prewett didn't die. They step on a spell gone wrong and transform into Crookshanks & Hedwig.
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“Fabian, what the fuck?! Not the time to birdwatch, brother.” He growled out in his deep voice, irritation rumbling deep in his chest.
Was it too much to ask of his brother to focus when they were facing five Death Eaters? He didn’t fucking think so, but here they so fucking were.
Multiple Couples/ Slow Burn/ They Cuss A Lot
Gideon Vibes: Yet every morning, orange fluff and mockingly cute toe beans greeted him.
Fabian Vibes: Fabian was feral with delight. He totally shipped it, and with his support and help, Harry was bound to land his wizard. After all, this wingman actually has wings.
Harry Is Pining HARD.
This fic will go long post second wizarding war.
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College student and part time Deep Dish 9 employee Julian Bashir attempts to woo the hottest tailor on the promenade. Chronic overachiever he is, he decides to take on Garak's dubious dating history himself. Does he get the get the girl-er Cardassian of his dreams? Does he behave like a total ass for half of this fic? find out Tuesdays and Thurdays!!
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The Miscellaneous Adventures of High School Teachers by Neo_Grass
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
21 Nov 2025
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Kanae: he’s not a psychopath
Kanae: he’s just a little gay
Shinobu: he was definitely a psychopath
Giyuu: Karl told me that he says if he had to survive on human flesh as his only source of nutrition then he’d only eat women because they would be more nutritious than men
Sanemi: right so you did not have to tell us that
Giyuu: i thought it would add to the discussion
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The Same Dawn by MrNickLower
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Doctor Strange (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
20 Nov 2025
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"See you tomorrow, wizard."
Tony Stark said that every day. The problem was that, for Stephen Strange, tomorrow never came. Trapped in a torturous time loop, Stephen must deal with his own demons, phantom pains, and a growing passion for the only man who makes eternity bearable. How many repetitions does it take to have the courage to say "I love you"?
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- Part 36 of AUs ironstrange
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,173
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 4
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Never assume. It makes an ass of u and me.
Or: Steve thinks that if you're a loser, you must also be a virgin. Not necessarily true!
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it will be...? by MrNickLower
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
20 Nov 2025
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Lucifer stood in his workshop, staring at the rubber duck he had just finished crafting. It was a perfect replica of Alastor, complete with a toothy grin and those creepy red eyes. Lucifer couldn't help but feel a sense of hesitancy wash over him as he examined the duck. (‘Why did I even make this monstrosity? What possessed me to create something so…’) He shuddered, unable to find the right words to describe his conflicting emotions.
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Temporal might (AKA I give Deku the power to stop time the fic) by Anonymous
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
20 Nov 2025
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Space, the last frontier, the place where humans look up and see their destiny. Time the bound and limitation of our own mortality, the final enemy of say destiny, uncaring and unfazed of our suffering. Reality, the all mighty that hold our lives to the ethereal, something that cannot be altered or change at will by humans, or so it said.
This is the history of a multiverse traveler that find himself stranded on a world, that hasn’t reached for the stars, that hold themselves to hate and discrimination, where people are not born equal.OR
An OC dumbly and by error gives Deku one of the most overpower abilities in fiction, what could possibly go wrong!?
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"If I say yes to this, and things do or don't work out, what then?"
There are footsteps making their way over to their table before Sunoo can get another word in, and as soon as calloused fingertips slide their way down the slant of Jake's left and unclothed bicep, he immediately knows that it's Heeseung. And when warmth accumulates on his right, and as soon as weight is gently pressed into his side and pale fingers are straightening his glasses and tucking his strands behind his ear delicately, he knows it's Sunghoon.
Sunoo's sending him an incredulous look and then he just sighs, before collecting his own items after realizing that them finishing up their joint study session is a lost cause. He pauses and rests his hip on the side of the table to give them all a sardonic smile, and then looks down at his sheepish best friend. "You'll still be loved all the same."
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Sunoo creates a weeklong study proposal to help prove to Jake that Heeseung and Sunghoon like him just as much as he does them. Jake freaks out and realizes he's in love with them about it.
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- Part 3 of black dreams
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,874
- Chapters:
- 1/4
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 8
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Miss (or rather Mister) Jackson by Anonymous
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
20 Nov 2025
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Izuku's not a cruel man.
No matter how many people he had murdered, he never was one.
After all, all he does is seduce & kill criminals.
He leads a simple life, until Eraserhead, a cat and a kid barge in and make him love them.
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- Part 1 of Of Blood, Romance & Family
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Kaleidolake by Maple_Leafing_Stationary (Funnelcakepop)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
20 Nov 2025
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Crime rates in Musutafu have been dropping significantly. This would be great if the cause of the drop wasn’t a vigilante organization that keeps slipping out of the government’s grasp. Kaleidolake is elusive and annoyingly efficient, not to mention their mysterious leader…
Meanwhile, Izuku finds that managing an organization’s worth of identities is a really fun hobby.
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- Part 1 of Oh To Be Everything
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Don't forget the sun by thepkofitall
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
20 Nov 2025
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A tragic, forgotten death.
A new, strange body to live in, surviving in a world that's familiar.
Without an advantage like knowing the future, all that's left is a strange Quirk that requires discretion, and the memory of faces that could now be friends.
Getting a guardian, going to class, starting the path to becoming a hero...everything's great!Besides the murderous villains breaking into U.A., that is.
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Inphernal Misadventures by PrismaticStarsHCH
Fandoms: PHIGHTING! (Roblox), Block Tales (Roblox), Regretevator (Roblox), Forsaken (Roblox), something evil will happen (Roblox), Calamity Mod (Terraria) - Fandom, Terraria
20 Nov 2025
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A mad scientist aims at trying to figure out what else is out there, and sets off an unanticipated chaotic domino effect instead.
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hiii, this was the result of me being insane LMAOanyways have fun with this self-indulgent crackfic kdsjd
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 199
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Hits:
- 9
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Madoka's Homura centric wishbox by yourlazynerd
Fandoms: Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica
20 Nov 2025
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Madoka makes a wish that she could understand her feeling sooner, this should have been a one and done wish, that is, if she didn't have the karmic potential of god, so that wish resounded, altering her world's history and rippling into the new timelines, which causes a whole other stack of dominoes to fall, like for example, her wish fulfilling itself the moment her eyes meet the new transfer student
(this fic is honestly just an excuse to put Homura in situations)
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Tim Drake gets into a fight with a vending machine (and looses like a fucking bitch) by JanthonyTheWombat
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics)
20 Nov 2025
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What the title says. Tim Drake gets into a fight with a vending machine and looses like the fucking bitch he is
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Going Horribly Right? by thedoctorproctor
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime 1997-2023), Pokemon Horizons: The Series (Anime 2023)
20 Nov 2025
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Clemont is having a slow day, and then he gets a message that notifies him that Ash Ketchum has created a group chat, what could go wrong?
Turns out...a lot can go horribly right
(Pokemon Chatfic because I'm unoriginal and want to have some fun)
(If just here for the Horizons cast, skip to Chapter 19)
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- Part 1 of Going Horribly Right
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It's "incomplete", I'll say it time and time again. -> by theapparemarch
Fandoms: プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game), MILGRAM (Music Videos)
20 Nov 2025
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“Where… Where am I? What is this place?”
“Hm… This is the space between SEKAIs!! Your SEKAI crashed right before you were meant to wake up, probably after the deaths.”
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Milgram x PJSK crossover fic, but instead of PJSK OCs being put in the MILGRAM prison, it's MILGRAM characters being assigned to PJSK units ^^
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The Ink Between Us by Clarebunnyblack, Sweetandsalted
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Nov 2025
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Hermione Granger is adrift. Her job feels pointless, her relationship feels more like habit than love, and everyone else seems to have ‘moved on’ while she’s emotionally stuck in 1998. She finds a shop that feels misplaced in time, and picks up a journal. When she begins to write, someone writes back. A foe from the opposite side of the war, who is quickly becoming her closest friend.
Draco Malfoy is spiralling because it turns out redemption arcs don’t come with an instruction manual. He is lost, careening along with no purpose, no life outside of work. In a shop full of broken and forgotten things, he comes across a journal of his own. In the ink, he finds a new friend, a woman who believes he can be something greater than he was.
There's just one problem: they have no idea who the other person truly is.
And seriously, don't ask why he's called Steve.
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Fucking My Way to Omnipotence (A DxD Chaos Gacha Fic) by CyberQueen_Jolyne, desolatedsabers
Fandoms: ハイスクール DxD - 石踏 一榮 | High School DxD - Ishibumi Ichiei
20 Nov 2025
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Kiryuu Aika is your average, normal, female pervert. She sneaks into the locker room, knows how to measure a man's dick through his pants, fondles both men and women without shame, and also has a deep and abiding need to get fucking LAID.
Hyoudou Issei is your average, normal, male pervert. He peeks on girls, tries to get pantyshots, and has... also been acting really depressed and off for some reason.
Now, what is a self respecting female pervert with maybe a tiny little absolutely massive crush on the most eligible and weirdly cute of local perverts to do when the person she's crushing on seems to be traumatized by a girlfriend that doesn't exist?
Fuck the trauma out of him, of course! And get a boyfriend in the process!
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Wait. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HYOUDOU ISSEI WAS WORTH A PLATINUM TICKET!? SEDUCE A DRAGON!? WHAT!?
Oh boy.
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bloxxer gets hit by a fucking truck and dies by 1NS4N1TY
Fandoms: The Robloxia: Until Dawn (Roblox)
20 Nov 2025
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I be doing anything in school but work ...
ok listen my friend and I were talking about anime and I brought up truck-kun. and I thought "hey! this would be a funny idea if I added one of my favourite characters of mine and fucking kill him with truck-kun!" hahahahah guys I'm a genuius
(bloxxer fans *including me* I'm sorry. I'll make it up soon ok)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 266
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
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Just a bunch of one shots following the Saja Boys.