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Margaret is five, and mad at her mom for not letting her get a crew cut. She is almost 15, and doesn't know what to do when Colonel Brinks leans in close. She is 19, and can't bare the sight of her father's back as he turns his attentions on anyone but her.
Margaret is 30, and thinks she might kill Frank Burns. She is an eon, has always existed, and can hardly even feel her hands anymore. Pierce tells her they're there, though, and maybe she can trust him.All her life, Margaret Houlihan has been good at playing games. When reality hurts, when it scares her, why not just step into a role, make the pain go away? Play a game, please whatever man that happens to be watching.
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"Surgery is a sort of dance.
It requires grace to do it well. Balance. Precision. Weaving around one another in time to the rhythm of— not music, but a patient's beating heart. A squeeze on the hand in the dance hall might mean, get ready to be dipped. In the operating room, pass me the forceps.
If surgery is a dance, he and Hawkeye make excellent partners.
Which is all to say, he can't understand why it is that Hawkeye refuses to actually dance with him. That night in the O-Club, nor any night, for that matter."
Or, BJ learns, perhaps, why it is Hawkeye won't ever accept his offers to dance. Which he's not upset about at all, because he's only asking as a joke (of course).
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Six months after the war, B.J. tries to readjust to life back home, but realizes that his feelings for Hawkeye are too strong to just let him go.
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New world, new war, same story by Purplehyena01
Fandoms: MASH (TV), Senjou no Valkyria | Valkyria Chronicles
19 Nov 2025
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The doctors at MASH 4077 dont know what to do when they get a soldier that isn't one of theirs, isn't the enemy, and isn't even from this plane of reality.
Nico doesn't know how she got to where she is and doesn't even know if there is a way back. So, she does what she does best: make the best of a bad situation. And make new friends and family.
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Ten years after the end of the war, Jay Hunnicutt brings his life-partner John McIntyre to meet an old friend in New York City, who hasn't left Maine in nearly a decade and wasn't sure he wanted to fulfill a promise made only half-seriously.
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Hawkeye Pierce hasn't seen B.J. in person in a decade, and hasn't heard from Trapper in longer. Trapped in Crabapple Cove by fame he never wanted, he finds himself faced with the future he denied himself all those years ago, when the people he's turned into characters in his stories remind him that real life is never quite that simple.
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Jay Hunnicutt was the best thing to happen to John since he'd come back from Korea, blowing in on a California summer breeze that landed him at Children’s in the middle of the winter of '54. It was like meeting him had woken up parts of himself he'd thought had died when he couldn't reach Hawkeye on that last, terrible day before he went home.
There were things Jay didn't talk about. He didn't talk about Korea, which was fine because John didn't talk about Korea, and he didn't talk about his ex-wife, which was fine because John didn't talk about his ex-wife.Series
- Part 42 of M*A*S*H fanfiction
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"He lost weight," Elizabeth noted.
"I know, and I'm tired of helping him," Katherine said, her voice cracking on the last few words.
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Trying to help someone who doesn't want help gets old, fast.
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Stranded with a broken jeep and ankle, Margaret has to endure being carried back to camp by Hawkeye.
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Dr. Henri Boudreaux is a surgeon in 2018 who's been through a lot, the last thing they need is to be hit by a car and propelled 68 years in the past to the Korean War. Seemingly stranded in time at the 4077th, they decide to stay and as the war goes on, they grow closer to the people they're starting to see as family... but how close can you get when you're lying about who you really are?
Title: Rocket Man - Elton John
Series Title: Bohemian Rhapsody - QueenSeries
- Part 1 of Temporal Rhapsody
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In the wake of Henry Blake’s death, following the loss of his best friend, amid the chaos of an understaffed MASH, Hawkeye Pierce discovers that no amount of sardonic humor can save him from himself.
In which Trapper John’s replacement is delayed, and Father Francis Mulcahy finds himself growing closer to Hawkeye than either of them anticipated.
Takes place after Abyssinia, Henry, end of s3.
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Between "I'll never shake you" and GOODBYE, BJ tucks a "hello" into Hawkeye's pocket.
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“Something to help you keep track of time,” BJ said.
“Keep track of—Beej, what? You’re giving me your watch?”
“Loaning,” BJ corrected, a grin growing beneath that war crime of a mustache. “I’ll take it back a year from now, when you come find me in Mill Valley to return it. With interest, of course.” He patted the pocket, grin fading to something earnest. “That way you know I mean it when I say we’ll see one another again.”
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When Hawkeye doesn't make it to California in July 1954, BJ takes matters into his own hands.
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Pierce’s face is twisted in an expression Margaret has never seen on him before - something like the anguish of learning a boy on his table is just eighteen, or the discomfort of admitting a joke has gone too far. Margaret is beginning to think she may have misjudged things.
Shaken by a rendezvous with a nurse, Hawkeye comes to Margaret for reassurance.
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A very sentimental retelling of the events of MASH
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There’s a ritual at the 4077th that every new nurse gets twenty-four hours before the other girls give her the truth. They let Hawkeye, Trapper, and Blake circle around and sniff and then they give her all the gossip - so they can’t taint her expectations before she meets the boys.
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You cannot convince me he wouldn't put entirely too much research into a sex toy. Also, I have no idea what they looked like back then, so suspend belief for me.
(Also about the double penetration, that's my own self indulgence)
There's no plot here. It's post war tho (or at least post deployment)
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In the wake of Klinger's divorce with Laverne, Hawkeye learns that all of Klinger's jokes about having been entitled to wear white on his wedding day weren't actually jokes, and he can't get it out of his head. And without Laverne to go home to, the loneliness is really starting to get to Klinger.
Complete, updates on Sundays.
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When BJ opens the door, his mind goes completely blank. Because this isn't right. Those tight brown curls, sparkling eyes, and broad smile, they're, he's, but— "Your flight doesn't get in until tomorrow," BJ finally manages to breathe.
Trapper shrugs, cocking his head. "So I got an earlier flight. You gonna make me sit on the front porch 'til my taxi woulda got here?"
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- Part 14 of Kiss Roulette
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Three months after the excitement and mild worry their camp chaplain might be a spy, and the subsequent realization that he was not by Col Flagg, all is well. Yet, discoveries like this came with a double edge sword, Flagg was now aware someone with Father Mulcahy's skill set existed, and now found himself in need of a translator. Specifically, as he lays out the details (at least the unclassified ones) to Col Potter and the Father, one who knows Russian and can take confession for a recently defected Soviet Colonel on his death bed.
Hawkeye thinks the mission is stupid, and tells Father Mulcahy as much, his worry palpable to the camp, even Flagg who promises it will only take three days.
As three days turn into four, Hawkeye can feel his heartbreaking.
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- Part 2 of And The Meek Shall
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a chronically horny year in the life of two idiots.
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"The truth." Hawkeye’s voice rose. "The truth is we're in Korea. And the future is whatever happens tomorrow, not hundreds of years from now. The future is whether that kid with the chest wound makes it through the night, not whether humanity decides to hold hands and sing kumbaya in space!"
When a transporter malfunction drops Julian Bashir into the Korean War, he trades dermal regenerators for scalpels and discovers three truths: frontline medicine is brutal, homemade gin is terrible and necessary, and watching someone else suffer through possibly requited love makes you determined not to do the same.
Welcomed into the 4077th MASH, Julian befriends nurses who deserve far more respect than they get, flirts with a doctor who’s far too wisecracking to actually be ok, and tries to save as many lives as he can until he’s rescued.
If he’s rescued.
**Completed, updated weekly.
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- Part 1 of Sometimes you hear the fall
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Everyone from MASH deserves a happy ending 😭
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In which the storm breaks in Korea, the tide breaks in Maine, and two men break down.